This will be long, but it's too funny not to share!
Nathan and I have some pretty interesting conversations 
This morning was spurred from his concern on how he was going to do his work with Kassie crying all the time. I explained we would be working towards him working more independently by the time she comes. He said no Daddy can just take care of her. This is what things for interesting.
Me: Nathan mommy will have to feed Kassie for awhile.
Nathan: Why can't daddy just do that.
Me: Well nathan cause Kassie will have to drink mommy's milk which is in my boobs
Nathan: *stares at my face, then my chest, then my face, then my chest, then my face and then my chest*
Me: Nathan do you know how a baby cow get food from her mommy?
Nathan: yes
Me: that bag under her belly is kind of like her boobs. Mommy's boobs are the same thing. Women have boobs so they can make special milk to feed to their babies.
Nathan: oh, but how is she eating from them now?
(cue discussion about umbilical cords)
Wait she's been eating salad?
Me; yes Nathan whatever I eat Kassie is getting what she needs from it to grow.
Nathan: Oh. But wait mommy...won't your milk just come squirting out?
(cue conversation about bras and pads to stop that, lol)
This kid kills me.
Note to we do keep side stepping the "How will Kassie come out of your tummy?" question, lol
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